I wanna know how the other half lives.

I’m going to change my name to Ashley

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

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pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

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thesmithian:

…up to 200,000 people angry with high costs and poor public services took to the streets. Protesters in Rio de Janeiro burned cars and looted buildings as police attempted to disperse them with teargas and rubber bullets. Aerial images showed thousands of people attempting to storm the congress building in Brasilia. The rallies…are some of the biggest ever seen in the country…

more.

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“Strange Things Will Happen”- The Radio Dept.

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

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perchu:

holy shit. this is so cool, im keeping this for ref

perchu:

holy shit. this is so cool, im keeping this for ref

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“Better Days”- Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes

aunteeblazer:

sendintheclownswithoutadash:

A dog’s seeing eye dog

“Lily is a Great Dane that has been blind since a bizarre medical condition required that she have both eyes removed. For the last 5 years, Maddison, another Great Dane, has been her sight. The two are, of course, inseparable. “

i love dogs wtf

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siopold:

One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

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rosietheriveter01:

bitterglitterqueer:

Reblogging at regular intervals.

This is fucking great.

rosietheriveter01:

bitterglitterqueer:

Reblogging at regular intervals.

This is fucking great.

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Thanks to everyone for their support, and remember that just because you are not the target of a surveillance program does not make it okay. The US Person / foreigner distinction is not a reasonable substitute for individualized suspicion, and is only applied to improve support for the program. This is the precise reason that NSA provides Congress with a special immunity to its surveillance.
— Edward Snowden

circumcisions:

ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow

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